TAKE ANOTHER TRANQUILISER AND THROW OUT THE CAT

SHUT UP, I'M TALKING

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Definitely

Last night I took part in 'The Great British Spelling Test' and managed to get 86%, which officially means I'm a dictionary on legs. Phil APPARENTLY, not to mention SUSPICIOUSLY (delayed text messages playing a bit of a role), got exactly the same. So, yet again, I failed to win a pound. And what let me down - 'hiccough' (not obviously pronounced hiccup). I'm not a bad loser but they've had more believable words on Star Trek.

Phil's hoping the next Great British challenge will be maths. If this is the case, I'll confidently lay down my pound and go out. Taking part using the tried and tested multiple choice/complete random guess method. I'm bound to win.